Saturday, May 01, 2010

Scientific Breaktrhrough

Greetings from the here-and-now.

I was driving through the U-Turn at Gessner and Katy Freeway and maybe it was the G-force of approximatley 1.009 Gs that gave me the proper frame of mind to come to the indisputable conclusion that time travel will never be possible. No matter how advanced human technology advances it will never happen. If it was going to happen we would already know due to the fact that time travelers would have already come on back from the future and as much as people talk there is no way that somebody wouldn't have already said something. The other simple fact is the lottery would always be rigged and I have seen enough TV commercials showing lottery winners to know for a fact that those folks don't usually look like time travelers. If you need any more proof than that, then it isn't going to matter since you will never "get it" even if you did have a time machine.

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