"Addison" sent one with the subject line "want to try something new?"
"Pharmacy" is offering to help with "male impotency"
"Leah" says that "Melissa has a message to give you"
Why the hell can't "Melissa" send the email her own self?
"Victoria" wants me to know about "local college girls looking for Booty"
I am pretty sure they are not looking for my booty but if they are then they are probably taking an online correspondence course and are not too particular about what kind of booty they are looking for.
"Jdate" is inviting me to view profiles of local Jewish singles.
Thanks "Jdate". I appreciate you thinking about me.
